WTF

Не все читают The Daily WTF. Сегодня там линуксячий шедевр:

Jesper: Okay, we run everything here on LAMP.
Consultant: LAMP?
Jesper: Ehh... Linux, Apache, MySQL, PHP...
Consultant: I've heard about Linux... and Apache
Jesper: Do you know ANYTHING about Debian Linux and PHP?
Consultant: I know a very little bit about Debian, but that’s mostly Red Hat
Jesper: So you know anything about PHP?!
Consultant: No, I'm here because no one else wanted to come. I'm usually with the Solaris Team.

Наверное Саныч в молодости :)