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linuks ★★★★★ ()

в городе, где я вырос, за такие футеры убивают обрезком нефтрепровода

vostrik ★★★☆ ()

За такие футеры гринписы в суд подать могут. Это ж сколько энергии зря уходит.

Tark ★★ ()

*В ужасе закрыл вкладку*

jcd ★★★★★ ()
Ответ на: комментарий от anonymous_sapiens

>тру-ъ не только не ходит по ссылкам, но и не читает топик.

Присоединяюсь к вопросу, из заголовка непонятно, о чем речь.

ttnl ★★★★★ ()
Ответ на: комментарий от ttnl

Получив это письмо, вы безоговорочно соглашаетесь со следующим: ...

Frakhtan-teh ★★ ()
Ответ на: комментарий от anonymous_sapiens

> в двух словах скажите что там?

«перед прочтением - сжечь. а есичо - вы попали на бабло».

isden ★★★★★ ()

помойму такое просто не имеет законной силы

вот ежели бы ты вначале подписался под этим договором, а потом получил письмо - тогда да. А так - бумажка попу подтереть.

stevejobs ★★★★☆ ()

Этот текст незаконен как в США, так и в РФ. Нельзя кому-то навязать акцепт условий в одностороннем порядке. Это примерно как послать письмо с футером «прочтение сего письма вами подтверждает ваше безоговорочное согласие стать свидетелем иеговы, продать почку и убить первенца». Словом, что бы ни было написано в футере, на это можно положить с прибором. А добавляют его чисто для запугивания, юридической силы эта писанина не имеет.

Smacker ★★★ ()
Вы не можете добавлять комментарии в эту тему. Тема перемещена в архив.