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http://christianubuntu.blogspot.com/

Для труЪ:

In Ubuntu Christian Edition the mount command calls the sermon script. Ensuring you always get a sermon on the mount.

There is no abort() support in Ubuntu Christian Edition's glibc

Ubuntu Christian Edition is Three in One... Ubuntu, Kubuntu and Xubuntu Christian Edition

In Ubuntu Christian Edition GNOME’s logo is washed just before Easter.

Ubuntu Christian Edition 7.04 will be called "Chaste Fawn"

In Ubuntu Christian Edition the sin() function has been removed from libm.

In Ubuntu Christian Edition, all documents are saved by grace through faith.

In Ubuntu Christian Edition you can burn heretic cds only.

With Ubuntu Christian Edition, you don't need to surf the web. You can walk on it. (объясните в чем тут прикол?)

For 40 days before Easter, Ubuntu Christian Edition works in text mode only.

For your dekstop, Ubuntu Christian Edition has only one theme. Love.

In Ubuntu Christian Edition Novell's e-mail program has been renamed "Creation".

Ubuntu Christian Edition uses Enlightenment for its windowmanager/desktop.

Dual boot is not possible in Ubuntu Christian edition. "Thou shalt have no other operating systems before Me...".

In Ubuntu Christian Edition, there can be only root and 12 more users, one of which will help crackers to acces the system.

Ubuntu Christian Edition was made in only seven days.

Ну и еще много в таком же духе...

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> With Ubuntu Christian Edition, you don't need to surf the web. You can walk on it

мол, медленно

anonymouse
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>In Ubuntu Christian Edition, there can be only root and 12 more users, one of which will help crackers to acces the system.

супер :)

UnexpectedError
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> With Ubuntu Christian Edition, you don't need to surf the web. You can walk on it. (объясните в чем тут прикол?)

Ну вроде как анология с хождением по воде.

> In Ubuntu Christian Edition the sin() function has been removed from libm.

А тут в чем?

defmacro
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>In Ubuntu Christian Edition the sin() function has been removed from libm.

Вот потому меня там и нет. Но каждый согрешивший может искупить грехи свои. Поэтому пока я отмываюсь в дебиане. Не получится - уйду на бздю.

Greshnik
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угу, в ubuntu christian edition есть утилита confess, стирающая твои логи и кэши браузера

anonymous
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>To install wine in Ubuntu Christian Edition, you simply enter apt-get install water.

>Ubuntu Christian Edition kernel configuration is done through the "make godconfig" command, that generates a perfect .config file. It knows what your hardware needs and which modules you will need in the FUTURE.

улыбнуло все пошел качать

>Ubuntu Christian Edition's man pages are dogmatic.

вот откуда фанатики берутся :)

gnomino
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>For 40 days before Easter, Ubuntu Christian Edition works in text mode only.

убило :)

Muromec ☆☆
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Ответ на: комментарий от gnomino

>Усть Бубунта сатаник эдишн :))

А я не сотонист. Я злобный христианин. :) Верно идущий к искуплению.

Greshnik
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>Ubuntu Christian Edition won't run on Apple computers. He said not to touch them

)))))))

edw1n ★★
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>Ubuntu Christian Edition hasn't got any configuration Wizard. No superstion in serious christian systems.

Зачем Патрик переименовал слаку? О_о

edw1n ★★
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>In Ubuntu Christian Edition Mr. Potatoe is already dressed. Nudity is obscene.

:D

xTERM ★★
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> With Ubuntu Christian Edition, you don't need to surf the web. You can walk on it. (объясните в чем тут прикол?)

метод surf обычно на воде применяют, а верующие по воде могут передвигаться через метод walk

anonymous
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