Надо заставить пингвина показать видеоклип

Знакомые знают, что я увлечён линуксом, и решили подколоть. Дали
маленький сопливый wmv-файл с порнушкой размером 2 Мб, который без
проблем играется в вантузе, но в линуксе - никак. Последний mplayer
говорит
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bash-3.00$ mplayer Lesbian_dildo_action.wmv 
MPlayer 1.0pre7try2-3.3.6 (C) 2000-2005 MPlayer Team
CPU: Intel  (Family: 6, Stepping: 8)
Detected cache-line size is 64 bytes
CPUflags:  MMX: 1 MMX2: 1 3DNow: 0 3DNow2: 0 SSE: 1 SSE2: 1
Compiled for x86 CPU with extensions: MMX MMX2 SSE SSE2


Playing Lesbian_dildo_action.wmv.
ASF file format detected.
VIDEO:  [WMV3]  320x240  24bpp  1000.000 fps    0.0 kbps ( 0.0 kbyte/s)
Clip info:
 name: 
 author: 
 copyright: 
 comments: 
==========================================================================
Opening audio decoder: [ffmpeg] FFmpeg/libavcodec audio decoders
AUDIO: 44100 Hz, 2 ch, s16le, 113.4 kbit/8.04% (ratio: 14178->176400)
Selected audio codec: [ffwmav2] afm:ffmpeg (DivX audio v2 (FFmpeg))
==========================================================================
open: No such device or address
vo_mga: Couldn't open /dev/mga_vid
open: No such device or address
vo_mga: Couldn't open /dev/mga_vid
vo: X11 running at 1680x1050 with depth 24 and 32 bpp (":0.0" => local display)
==========================================================================
Opening video decoder: [dmo] DMO video codecs
DMO dll supports VO Optimizations 0 1
DMO dll might use previous sample when requested
GetOutput r=0x0   size:230400  align:1
StreamCount r=0x0  1  1
Decoder supports the following YUV formats: YV12 YUY2 UYVY YVYU      
Decoder is capable of YUV output (flags 0x1b)
VDec: vo config request - 320 x 240 (preferred csp: Packed YUY2)
VDec: using Planar YV12 as output csp (no 0)
Movie-Aspect is undefined - no prescaling applied.
VO: [xv] 320x240 => 320x240 Planar YV12 
Selected video codec: [wmv9dmo] vfm:dmo (Windows Media Video 9 DMO)
==========================================================================
Checking audio filter chain for 44100Hz/2ch/s16le -> 44100Hz/2ch/s16le...
AF_pre: 44100Hz/2ch/s16le
AO: [oss] 44100Hz 2ch s16le (2 bps)
Building audio filter chain for 44100Hz/2ch/s16le -> 44100Hz/2ch/s16le...
Starting playback...
ProcessInputError  r:0x80004005=-2147467259 (keyframe: 1)
ProcessInputError  r:0x80004005=-2147467259 (keyframe: 1)??,?% 0 0              
A:  29.1 V:   3.1 A-V: 26.024 ct:  0.003   3/  3 ??% ??% ??,?% 0 0              
Exiting... (Quit)
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после чего в окне на зелёном фоне бегают разноцветные квадратики.
gxine при открытии орёт "Error loading library: wmvdmod.dll" и
"Encrypted media stream detected Media stream scrambled/encrypted".

Но винда-то, говорят (мне не на чем проверить), играет! Надо спасать
честь пингвина! :) Желающим могу закинуть этот файл для препарирования :)