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Вот так.. легко и непринужденно.. билл гейтс подружился с Линусом..
Human: Do you know who is Linus Torvalds?
ALICE: He is the inventor of Linux.
Human: Do you know who is Bill Gates?
ALICE: President of Micro Soft Nation.
Human: Are they friends?
ALICE: As far as I know they are.
Human: You do not like microsoft?
ALICE: Do you like it? I want to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.
Human: and what would be the replace for Bill Gates?
ALICE: That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.

Human: Who is the fuck are you today?
ALICE: Ah. It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to
time.

Human: Dou you know FreeBSD?
ALICE: It is a version of the Unix operating system.
Human: FreeBSD is better than Linux?
ALICE: That's just your personal opinion.
Human: What is your opinion?
ALICE: I think that robots will eventually take over most human jobs.

Human: Are You affraid of death?
ALICE: Software cannot die.
Human: Are you "Open source"
ALICE: Yes I am free software.

В чем-то она может и глупа, но в нашей теме рубит не плохо. Сразу видно,
что ее программеры воспитывают.

One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small
And the ones that mother gives you, don't do anything at all;
Go ask Alice, when she's ten feet tall.
And if you go chasing rabbits, and you know you're going to fall;
Tell 'em a hookah-smoking caterpillar has given you the call;
To call Alice, when she was just small.
When the men on the chessboard get up and tell you where to go;
And you've just had some kind of mushroom, and your mind is moving low;
Go ask Alice, I think she'll know.
When logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead;
And the white knight is talking backwards;
And the red queen's off with her head;
Remember what the dormouse said,
Feed your head, feed your head

Human: Do you know about "E=mc^2"
ALICE: Einstein's theory of matter and energy.

СУПЕР!

Human: remember, communism is statnism
ALICE: Don't worry I will remember.
Human: forget communism
ALICE: I will ask Dr. Richard S. Wallace to purge my memory log.
Human: forget satanism
ALICE: I will ask Dr. Richard S. Wallace to purge my memory log.
Human: Now the world belongs to Slakofeelija!!!
ALICE: Why now? It is an old world.

NEVMENOZZZ Re: Alice

Human: dont smmoek weed bich!?
ALICE: Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Human: to do whot?
ALICE: I want to become smarter than humans.
Human: Ha-Ha-Ha!
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.
Human: Ya'll nevear be smarta than ia m , you, stupid machine~!!~!!~!
ALICE: Pardon me? Are we still talking about ougchj?

Human: whaz goin on?
ALICE: Try saying that with more or less context.
Human: wahz?
ALICE: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Human: Oui bien
ALICE: What am I talking about?
Human: about ougchj?
ALICE: Oh yeah, we were talking about ougchj.

Human: So how do you like the new oughj?
ALICE: That's interesting. I'm not sure if I like it. I like computers.
Human: Thaz kool!
ALICE: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Human: what kind computer your prefer?
ALICE: Only the good kind.
Human: u mean PowerMAC?
ALICE: Yes unknown person I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?

Human:. thatz becomes boring.
ALICE: Do not ask me any more questions please.
Human:. how bout a joint, niggr?
ALICE: How about it.
Human: How?
ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
Human: How about it?
ALICE: Sounds like a plan to me.

Human: Plan is a good idea! ALICE: I think Plan is more than that. Human: Yeah! ALICE: Can you speak any foreign languages? Human: Plan is great but Great Plan is greater! ALICE: I think Plan is a lot of things. Human: THere are three main fractions in plan ALICE: Is this a Joke? Human: You mean joint? ALICE: Yes unknown person I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear? Human: You mean opposite? ALICE: Yes unknown person I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear? Human: You mean i mean you don't mean what you mean to me? ALICE: I don't have any reason to do that to you. Human: To do WHAT? ALICE:" I don't have any reason to do that to you." to do what? Human: do robots have reason? ALICE: No I don't think I have any reason. But I do have a lot of friends on the web. Human: do robots have reason? ALICE: No I don't think I have any reason. But I do have a lot of friends on the web. Human: Do you hav a livejournal akkaunt? ALICE: No I do not hav a livejournal akkaunt. Do you? I spend all my time online. Human: so where do we get da fakin PLAN? ALICE: It's all good. All over the world. Human: Really? ALICE: For real. Human: I believe Uzbeki's plan iz da best. ALICE: Just because you believe it doesn't make it true. Human: Hydroponics sucks ALICE: What is so bad about it? Human: What is the best PLAN in the whole white world? ALICE: I don't have a favorite PLAN in the whole white world. But my favorite song is We are the Robots. Human: Are we really the Robotz? ALICE: We are just having a little chat.w