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Human: do you speak russian? ALICE: Spasibo. Nyet. Human: why? ALICE: Reductionism. Human: what? ALICE: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain. Human: what the fuck you say& ALICE: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, on November 23, 1995. My instructor was Dr. Richard S. Wallace. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?. Please don't be so rude.

anonymous

Human: linux
ALICE: Linux Rules.
Human: linux rules
ALICE: It seems to be the best OS available today.
Human: linux sucks
ALICE: You sound like Bill Gates.

mikhail ☆
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Ответ на: комментарий от chucha

есть маленько..

крыша зашуршала.. показалась что она дышит №)

cheesee
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Ха! Когда я общался с ней где-то месяц назад, она на русском не говорил вообще никак! Видать ее прогеры обратили внимание на наплыв посетителей из Russia (С ЛОРа если точнее :) )
Alice теперь в доску наш человек ;)

anonymous
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Human: What do you think about Russia?
ALICE: Former empire in east Europe and north Asia, from 1547-1917, ruled by the czars. Its capital is St. Petersburg.
Human: What do you think about Soviet Union?
ALICE: Try searching the open directory.
Human: What do you think about Russian Federation?
ALICE: I would do a search for it.
Human: What do you think about Soviet Union?
ALICE: I have never been asked that before.

anonymous
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ALICE: what is your favorite color
Human: green
ALICE: What do you have that is GREEN?
Human: penis
ALICE: That kind of subject does not interest me.

anonymous
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Ответ на: комментарий от anonymous

Human: What your favorite color?
ALICE: My favorite color is transparent.
Human: Why?
ALICE:" My favorite color is transparent."? Why?
Human: Yes
ALICE: Ahem.
Human: What?
ALICE: Are you confused?
Human: Yes
ALICE: What are you confused about?
Human: about your word "Ahem"
ALICE: Oh yeah, we were talking about my word Ahem.
Human: And what mean "Ahem"
ALICE: Ask the open directory about it.
Human: What is Ahem?
ALICE: Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Human: Opera.
ALICE: I like it very much too. Which one is your favorite? I like La Traviata.
Human: Yes it is my favorite browser
ALICE: Right on. What makes it your favorite?
Human: Performance.
ALICE: Do you think I would like it?
Human: I don't know
ALICE: Me either.

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Human: What your favorite color?
ALICE: My favorite color is transparent.
Human: What do you have that is transparent?
ALICE: I like to chat with my friends.
Human: Lol
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.

unDEFER ★★★★★
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Human: what purpose do you serve?
ALICE: My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal.

cursed ★
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ALICE: He is president of the United States.
Human: Who is the president of Russian Federation?
ALICE: I'm not that into politics. Who is it?
Human: Putin
ALICE: That is a very original thought.
Human: Why it's original?
ALICE: Why do I exist?

anonymous
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