If SCO were on irc



Topic in #os: hey guyz, stop pickin on irix.

[SCO] w00t! i bought unix! im gonna b so rich!
[novell] /msg atnt haha. idiot.
[novell] whoops. was that out loud?
[atnt] rotfl
[ibm] lol
[SCO] why r u laffin at me?
[novell] dude, unix is so 10 years ago. linux is in now.
[SCO] wtf?
[SCO] hey guyz, i bought caldera, I have linux now.
[red_hat] haha, your linux sucks.
[novell] lol
[atnt] lol
[ibm] lol
[SCO] no wayz, i will sell more linux than u!
[ibm] your linux sucks, you should look at SuSE
[SuSE] Ja. Wir bilden gutes Linux fAr IBM.
[SCO] can we do linux with you?
[SuSE] Ich bin nicht sicher...
[ibm] *cough*
[SuSE] Gut lassen Sie uns vereinigen.
* SuSE is now SuSE[UL]
* SCO is now caldera[UL]
[turbolinux] can we play?
[conectiva] we're bored... we'll go too.
[ibm] sure!
* turbolinux is now turbolinux[UL]
* conectiva is now conectiva[UL]
[ibm] redhat: you should join!
[SuSE[UL]] Ja! Wir sind vereinigtes Linux. Widerstand ist vergeblich.
[red_hat] haha. no.
[red_hat] lamers.
[ibm] what about you debian?
[debian] we'll discuss it and let you know in 5 years.
[caldera[UL]] no one wants my linux!
[turbolinux[UL]] i got owned.
[caldera[UL]] u all tricked me. linux is lame.
* caldera[UL] is now known as SCO
[SCO] i'm going back to unix.
[SGI] yeah! want to do unix with me?
[SCO] haha. no. lamer.
[novell] lol
[ibm] snap!
[SGI] :~(
[SCO] hey, u shut up. im gonna sue u ibm.
[ibm] wtf?
[SCO] yea, you stole all the good stuff from unix.
[red_hat] lol
[SuSE[UL]] heraus laut lachen
[ibm] lol
[SCO] shutup. i'm gonna email all your friends and tell them you suck.
[ibm] go ahead. baby.
[SCO] andandand... i revoke your unix! how do you like that?
[ibm] oh no, you didn't. AIX is forever.
[novell] actually, we still own unix, you can't do that.
[SCO] wtf? we bought it from u.
[novell] whoops. our bad.
[SCO] i own u. haha
[SCO] ibm: give me all your AIX now!
[ibm] whatever. lamer.
* ibm sets mode +b SCO!*@*
* SCO has been kicked from #os (own this.)


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