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Последствия от перехода на линукс


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Number 10: You start talking about 'killing' programs instead of forcing them to quit

Number 9: You keep reminding yourself that you don't have to save your work every five minutes

Number 8: You start substituting C for K in your normal writing (Did you know that Pizarro konquered the Inkas?)

Number 7: You talk your grandmother into open-sourcing her secret cookie recipe

Number 6: People give you strange looks when you brag about your uptime

Number 5: You cause Bill Gates' fortune to decrease by 0.0000001 percent

Number 4: The only viruses that bother you are the ones that cause the flu

Number 3: The blue screen of death only appears to you in nightmares

Number 2: You actually get some serious work done

And the number 1 side effect of switching to Linux is:
Your problems meeting members of the opposite sex disappear

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Re: Последствия от перехода на линукс

>Number 7: You talk your grandmother into open-sourcing her secret cookie recipe


жесть ))))

Deady ()

Re: Последствия от перехода на линукс

>Number 8: You start substituting C for K in your normal writing (Did you know that Pizarro konquered the Inkas?)

я говорил, КДЕ к добру не приводит

lester_dev ★★★★★ ()

Re: Последствия от перехода на линукс

>Your problems meeting members of the opposite sex disappear

потому что пропадает влечение к ним?

anonymous ()

Re: Последствия от перехода на линукс

Жестко :)

iriyoox ()

Re: Последствия от перехода на линукс

Ага, а главным(и единственным) последствием перехода на Windows будет: Вы отупели до уровня недоделанного идиота. :р

shell-script ★★★★★ ()

Re: Последствия от перехода на линукс

да уж, за номер 7 - зачОт )))

dumka ★★ ()
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