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Re: Computer programming quotes

"Programming graphics in X is like finding sqrt(pi) using Roman numerals. " Понравилось !

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"Story in a game is like a story in a porn movie. It's expected to be there, but it's not that important." (C)John Carmack

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"If it wasn't for C, we'd be writing programs in BASI, PASAL, and OBOL."

отлично!

devinull ★★ ()

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"The number of the beast — vi vi vi."

улыбнуло ))

lirq ()
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Perl 1.0: All the power of QBasic, the readability of assembly, and the flexibility of DOS batch scripting...

ыыыыы!!! зачёт!!!

devinull ★★ ()

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"Do you program in Assembly?", she asked. "NOP", he said.

anonymous ()

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Q: If anyone knows of a book that is the functional equivalent of 'The Idiot's Guide to C' for the Ada language, please send me the title and author.
A: Idiots don't use Ada. Idiots only use C or derivations. — David Weller.

AiLr ★★ ()

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"Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OSs is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders." — Alanna.

AiLr ★★ ()

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Да, задница неплохая. Зачот.

Gharik ()

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"Java is, in many ways, C++--." — Michael Feldman.

Золотые слова...

anonymous ()

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Programmer /n./ A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.

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"There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence." — Jeremy S. Anderson.

Lockywolf ★★★ ()

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"Real programmers don't write in BASIC. Actually, no programmers write in BASIC after reaching puberty."

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"'Always apply the latest updates' and 'If it ain't broke, don't fix it' are the two rules of system updating..."

"It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa."

"Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it." — Donald E. Knuth.

"Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle." — Steinbach's Guideline for Systems Programmers.

Teak ★★★★★ ()

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Объявляется конкурс: кто напишет сюда последнюю цитату из этого сборника.

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"It's 11:59 on December 31 1999. In two minutes time, are you gonna be glad you don't have a bank account ?"

Teak ★★★★★ ()
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Не последнюю в списке. А *последнюю*. После которой все цитаты будут исчерпаны.

Xellos ★★★★★ ()
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Правила конкурса установил я, и они изначально были такими. А вы, тов. модератор, занимаетесь грязными подтасовками с целью получить приз. Не выйдет!

Xellos ★★★★★ ()

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Говорят, 1 минута смеха убивает лошадь, т.е. продлевает жизнь на 15 минут, думаю, пару сотен лет мне гaрaнтированно. :-)

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