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Ответ на: Re: Computer programming quotes от robot12

Re: Computer programming quotes

"Story in a game is like a story in a porn movie. It's expected to be there, but it's not that important." (C)John Carmack

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Re: Computer programming quotes

"The number of the beast — vi vi vi."

улыбнуло ))

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Ответ на: Re: Computer programming quotes от devinull

Re: Computer programming quotes

Perl 1.0: All the power of QBasic, the readability of assembly, and the flexibility of DOS batch scripting...

ыыыыы!!! зачёт!!!

devinull ★★
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Re: Computer programming quotes

"Do you program in Assembly?", she asked. "NOP", he said.

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Q: If anyone knows of a book that is the functional equivalent of 'The Idiot's Guide to C' for the Ada language, please send me the title and author.
A: Idiots don't use Ada. Idiots only use C or derivations. — David Weller.

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"Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OSs is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders." — Alanna.

AiLr ★★
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Да, задница неплохая. Зачот.

Gharik ☆
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"Java is, in many ways, C++--." — Michael Feldman.

Золотые слова...

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"There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence." — Jeremy S. Anderson.

Lockywolf ★★★
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"Real programmers don't write in BASIC. Actually, no programmers write in BASIC after reaching puberty."

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Ответ на: Re: Computer programming quotes от Teak

Re: Computer programming quotes

"'Always apply the latest updates' and 'If it ain't broke, don't fix it' are the two rules of system updating..."

"It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa."

"Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it." — Donald E. Knuth.

"Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle." — Steinbach's Guideline for Systems Programmers.

Teak ★★★★★
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Объявляется конкурс: кто напишет сюда последнюю цитату из этого сборника.

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Ответ на: Re: Computer programming quotes от Teak

Re: Computer programming quotes

Правила конкурса установил я, и они изначально были такими. А вы, тов. модератор, занимаетесь грязными подтасовками с целью получить приз. Не выйдет!

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Говорят, 1 минута смеха убивает лошадь, т.е. продлевает жизнь на 15 минут, думаю, пару сотен лет мне гaрaнтированно. :-)

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